im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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