butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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