I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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