Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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