I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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