So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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