hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
