is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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