I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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