only if we run a train.
done.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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