Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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