How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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