didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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