He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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