Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
