You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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