If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
