Quick, to the slutcave!
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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