I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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