So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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