We should be called the Road Head Warriors
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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