no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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