I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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