I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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