I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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