I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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