That's when you crack a 10am beer
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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