I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I hope mine doesn't look like that
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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