so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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