Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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