i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
i black out too much to be "responsible"
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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