in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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