No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Shame - the story of my life.
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