sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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