Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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