I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So many bounce houses so little time
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
