I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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