That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Terrible idea I love it
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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