The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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