question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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