Don't you send me to vm
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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