i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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