Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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