its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
