Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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