meet me or not, i'm out of control
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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