So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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