Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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