i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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