are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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