It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
