belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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